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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Magic Crystals Found: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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