Psycho-Knights | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
New Chunks Explored:	887182	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	906
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	8694	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	338	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	7493
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	8436
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	4016
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	4159
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	495
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	168	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3359
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9