lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Farms Harvested: 530
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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