Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1801	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	395	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	156	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6575
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	660	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2013
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5066	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DreamCrafters

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Emeralds Found:	1195	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.