Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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