Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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