PrimeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mines Excavated:	4709	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crops Grown:	2932	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Farms Harvested:	571

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	6564
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5640	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5913
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5460	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2856
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9