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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9256	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	194	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	8513
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	5328	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Votes:	1258
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5