Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family dynamic, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want a server where you can change your name 25 times and still have people questioning your choices. We promise not to judge your in-game name, no matter how “old-fashioned” or “vintage” it may be.

And if you’re looking for a server where hormones run wild and tempers flare, you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this family feud over a name.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, tears, and maybe even a few laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself changing your Minecraft name multiple times too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Brain Block Fatigue Fun

    Brain Block Fatigue Fun
    so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

    u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

    we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

    so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4966 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Villages Defended: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SpeedVanilla

    SpeedVanilla

    Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

    No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

    Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Falling into the Void: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Last Exile Minecraft Server

    Last Exile Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Mom SMP

    Crafty Mom SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

    Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Potions Brewed: 62 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GFBlocker420

    GFBlocker420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

    Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

    Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Crops Grown: 1707 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
    Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

    Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Dimension Hops: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BookwormCraft

    BookwormCraft
    Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RocketRumbleMC

    RocketRumbleMC
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RevelationMC

    RevelationMC

    A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Differentiators SMP

    Differentiators SMP

    ‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Daddy’s Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

    But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

    So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Thick Women Minecraft SMP

    Thick Women Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

    NormBeGone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

    But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Enchantments Applied: 205

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyFamilySecret

    CraftyFamilySecret
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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