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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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