Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1323

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

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Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBusterCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Mimicry Funville

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Emeralds Found:	7529	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

Discord Info

Our Plugins!

Updated October 30, 2024

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Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

Updated October 30, 2024

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3