After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SpyCraftMC

    SpyCraftMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

    LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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    ▒ ➥ Cool parkour with donation cases reward

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    Our IP: tk.liovimc.ru

    Our website: https://shop.liovimc.ru/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Animals Bred: 173
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 733443 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

    TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4
    TrueOG Network Overview:
    Server Version: Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients: Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
    Server IPs (No Whitelist):
    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
    Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
    Q: Are there any upcoming updates? A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
    Q: What is TrueOG SMP? A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
    Q: Can I get involved in the community? A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
    Q: Are there different worlds on the server? A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
    Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames? A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
    Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game? A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

    Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

    Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

    Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Farms Harvested: 501

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MissYouNotTaken

    MissYouNotTaken
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

    CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
    Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

    So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Farms Harvested: 977
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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