PorchPiratePunisher | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crops Grown:	9930	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1937	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1903	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	8610	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7020
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3456	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12