haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Crops Grown: 7400
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ores Mined: 2731 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ores Mined: 2029
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Crops Grown: 8703
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3912

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 878057 Runes Activated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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