Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.
BallSniffers Minecraft Server
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Oshi’s Blocky Shenanigans: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where our admin, oshi, claims to hate Minecraft but still plays it just to mess with everyone.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or finding the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Okayest Minecraft Server Ever
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are so damn comfy you won’t want to leave! Our virtual couches are made of the finest virtual feathers and our virtual blankets are softer than a baby llama’s fur. Join us and experience ultimate comfort while building your virtual empire!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and show off your best moves in the pixelated spotlight.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat the toughest bosses. Just be sure to bring some virtual ghost repellent, you never know what tricks he has up his spectral sleeve.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is missing out on all the fun!
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The Stoned Golem – Where even the golems take smoke breaks! Join the ‘Semi-Vanilla Community’ and experience the VoicePlugin fun!
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The Stone Golem SMP
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
Features:
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people Custom Cosmetic Items We have a large amount of custom cosmetics Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates Claims Used to protect against griefing Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off Graves Deaths have a minor punishment Waystones Teleport between activated waystones IP & Links:
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
FAQ:
- What to expect on TSG?
- TSG runs in Hard Mode, offers free gameplay, constant updates, and community events.
- How can I get Crate keys?
- Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.
- Can I toggle off features that affect Vanilla experience?
- Yes, any features that alter the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off.
- Is the server reset?
- No, TSG has never reset in its almost 3-year history.
- Is monetary gain the only way to support the server?
- Yes, donations are the only form of monetary support for TSG.
- How does Proximity Voice Chat enhance the server experience?
- It makes it easier to meet new people and adds unexpected fun to the server.
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AnimalCraft: Teaching Pigs to PvP
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even animals can join in on the fun! Picture this: a group of chickens building elaborate structures, pigs riding minecarts like pros, and cows battling it out in epic PvP matches.Join us for the most advanced gaming experience that even animals can comprehend. Our server is so inclusive that we even have a special section just for our furry and feathered friends.
Imagine a world where a squirrel can become a master builder, a dolphin can navigate the oceans with ease, and a monkey can swing through the trees like Tarzan. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where animals rule the game! Who knows, you might even make friends with a llama who’s a pro at redstone engineering.
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Minetune: Where Your Sexual Awakening Comes in Melodic Form
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your sexual awakening will be in the form of song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Aladdin himself appears and serenades you with a sultry tune. Who knew a pixelated prince could get your heart racing and your fingers clicking like never before?Join our server for a chance to experience the magic of Aladdin getting his fingers wet that night, and who knows what other Disney characters might show up to spice up your gameplay. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and musical seduction. Don’t miss out on this unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!
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PangaeaEarth: Where T-Rexes play Towny and PVP with semi-vanilla sass and SMP fun! Join us 1.20+
PangaeaEarth Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name PangaeaEarth Description A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map Map Size Approximately 4k by 4.5k Claiming System Towny Player Type Casual building with elements for PvP Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the PangaeaEarth Minecraft server?
You can join by entering the server address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the PangaeaEarth server. Make sure to also join our Discord community for updates and announcements.
2. What is the map size of PangaeaEarth?
The map is approximately 4k by 4.5k, providing plenty of space for players to explore and build their civilizations.
3. What claiming system does PangaeaEarth use?
PangaeaEarth uses the Towny claiming system, allowing players to protect their land and create thriving communities.
4. What type of players is PangaeaEarth suited for?
The server is targeted more towards casual players who enjoy building and creating, but there are also systems in place for those seeking PvP action.
5. How can I stay updated on server events and news?
Join our Discord community using the provided link for real-time updates, events, and discussions with other players.
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MedievalCraft VS Hypixel
Character development, Community, Custom world, deep lore, Earth, Economy, erianor, german server, high middle ages, historical fiction, Immersive, immersive experience, Interactive, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Times, medievalcraft, Mini Games, old world, realistic society, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, storytelling, SurvivalHypixel MedievalCraft Player Population One of the largest Minecraft servers with thousands of players online at any given time Smaller player base with a focus on immersive medieval roleplaying Game Variety Offers a wide range of minigames and custom game modes Focuses on medieval roleplaying and a deep immersive world Community Large active community with forums and events Tight-knit community focused on medieval storytelling and roleplaying Gameplay Experience Fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates Slow-paced roleplaying experience with a focus on storytelling Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Question Answer What is the player population like on Hypixel? Hypixel has one of the largest player populations in Minecraft, with thousands of players online at any given time. What is the focus of gameplay on MedievalCraft? MedievalCraft focuses on medieval roleplaying and immersing players in a deep and realistic world. Which server has a larger community? Hypixel has a large and active community with forums, events, and a wide range of players. What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel? Hypixel offers fast-paced and competitive gameplay with frequent updates and a variety of minigames.
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Down Undercraft: Where even the creepers have a home!
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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, like a lost koala in the Australian outback? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from your virtual homelessness! Join us and build your dream home, complete with a pet kangaroo and a BBQ pit for all your pixelated culinary needs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to move in! So come on down under and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re almost as explosive as a Vegemite sandwich!
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CraftyQueens: Where even the fightfag women can thrive in Minecraft!
breaking barriers, Combat sports, CraftyQueens, Female Athletes, female combatants, female empowerment, female fighter, Female Role Models, female warriors, fightfag, Fighting, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Martial Arts, Minecraft, physical strength, self defense, Thrive, WOMAN, Women, women fighters, women in combat, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTSAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!
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HighlandsMC: Where virtual politicians try to avoid getting cancelled
HighlandsMC Server Overview
Features: Discord server promoting mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussions Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server’s claims and territories Friendly and involved moderation team User-created storylines Unique claiming system Join the Discord today: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server launching today? Yes, we are launching today! What can I do on this server? You can engage in mapping, content creation, lore and politics discussions, and create your own storylines. How can I visualize the server’s claims and territories? We have an excellent Dynmap feature for that purpose. Is there a specific claiming system on this server? Yes, we have a unique claiming system that differs from townyclaims.
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Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Napoleon’s last moments on Saint Helena? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?
But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?
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BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife
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Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?
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Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!
1.21 blocks, administrator, blocks, collaboration, collide, Communication, Community, cooperation, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, HARD, java, Join, life-long gamer, madness, Mature, proximity VoIP, simple voice chat, Small, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla Experience, Wacky, Whitelist, wonderland, ZaffeineServer Name Zaffeine SMP Server Type Vanilla Survival Server Version Java 1.20.4 Location USA East Whitelist 18+ Proximity Voice Chat Yes Free to Play Yes Server Features New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off Overview:
Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.
Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.
The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.
Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/
FAQ:
How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?
To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.
What are the server rules?
The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.
Is the server free to play?
Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?
The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.
Can I teleport or claim land on the server?
No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.
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Kawhi VS Hypixel
Hypixel Pros Cons Well-established server with a large player base Can be overwhelming for new players Wide variety of games and activities Can experience lag during peak times Frequent updates and new content Some games may have long queue times Kawhi Network Pros Cons Offers cash prizes Relatively new server, may have fewer players 1.20 factions and survival gameplay May have limited features compared to more established servers Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH May have less frequent updates FAQ:
1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.
2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.
3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.
4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.
5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.
