haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8916 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5008 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7232 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ores Mined: 7711 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ores Mined: 7438 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Alien Abductions: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Towns Built: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 New Chunks Explored: 517276
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Animals Bred: 72
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Dimension Hops: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Villages Defended: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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