haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Potions Brewed: 165
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Zombie Dances: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Towns Built: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Magic Items Found: 2923

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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