Hubris SMP

24/7, Admin-led events, builder’s paradise, building, Community, Creative, Discord, Events, Hubris, Join the vetting server, Limited Spaces Available, microphone, passionate, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly rules, supportive environment, Vetting Process, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

🌍 Hubris SMP Recruitment 🌍

We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!

Server Details
Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity.
Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay.
Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making.
Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events.
Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience.

Requirements:

Microphone required: For proximity and voice chat features.
Stream-friendly: Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts.
Vetting Process: Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

A supportive environment for builders and storytellers.
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience.
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments.
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera.

Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!

Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3538

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Potions Brewed:	152
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	9152	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6991	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7730	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7038
Farms Harvested:	502	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3111
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	14

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3473	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7755	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2001	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

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