| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7648 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Potions Brewed: | 180 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1973 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6737 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9181 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5421 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4956 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Emeralds Found: | 7614 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3950 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3123 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7943 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1605 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2448 |
| Potions Brewed: | 78 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 804 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9224 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
