Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

Adventures, Epic, filter, FILTERS, Fun, Join, long trail tags, Paradise, PIXEL, Plotfags

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	861	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	4822	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Farms Harvested:	989	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2334
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	182

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3088	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	943
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!