| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 865 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5830 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5035 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9294 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6374 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4997 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 819 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2795 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5272 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 588 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3669 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1899 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Votes: | 3910 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9770 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Farms Harvested: | 265 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8210 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 57 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2574 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 225 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3883 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5042 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4803 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Votes: | 983 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
