| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5576 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
play.blazecraft.net
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2002 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9777 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6677 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 573 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1434 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 8201 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 775 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9572 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 364 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4382 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4042 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8915 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8173 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5864 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
