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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
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