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Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3327	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6269
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	5760

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	6500

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

Crafty, diamonds, lol, long trail tags, McCraftface, name em, name em brainstorming, name em categories, name em concepts, name em creativity, name em examples, name em exploration, name em generator, name em ideas, name em inspiration, name em list, name em names, name em phrases, name em suggestions, name em tags, name em themes, name em topics, name em trail, name em words, Server, Spell

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magic Items Found:	8217	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9885
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3