LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CYBER TRUCKS LOOK LIKE THEY FAILED TO LOAD THEIR TEXTURE HAHAHA. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE MINECRAFT IS RULED BY GLITCHES AND BUGS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO THAT UNIVERSE AND BECOME THE KING OF THE GLITCHES. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LOLZ AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. SEE YOU THERE, OR MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS CRAZY SERVER HAHAHA.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Star Shards Collected: 100
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Emeralds Found: 1292
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Crops Grown: 9397
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4383 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Ores Mined: 4151
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 110

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2303 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 224 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

    Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Potions Brewed: 163
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Burger Delivery

    Blocky Burger Delivery
    Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9012
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

    Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

    Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3803 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

    Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

    Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

    2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

    3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

    4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

    LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!
    Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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