Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6425 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Farms Harvested: 456
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4268 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Farms Harvested: 701

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8266 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

    The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

    Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

    But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 822856
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ores Mined: 1528 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

    Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

    EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server
    🐑🌟🔥 SO COOL AND AWESOME AND EPIC EDITION 🐑🌟🔥

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

    Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Dragon Scales Harvested: 387
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

    Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

    But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

    ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

    Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Mines Excavated: 4221 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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