So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 199 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 371 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Emeralds Found: 1969
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 285

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 395835 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Alien Abductions: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Magic Items Found: 3485
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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