PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	7698	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magic Items Found:	7803	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchantments Applied:	265	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	48	Emeralds Found:	2949
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	4379
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Emeralds Found:	8269
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4698	Magic Items Found:	6393
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?