PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

    HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Runes Activated: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

    Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

    Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

    But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyPoliceMC Server

    BlockyPoliceMC Server
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AmmoDepotSmashCraft

    AmmoDepotSmashCraft
    join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

    Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Requirements
    • Over 18 years old
    • Active player
    • Love building
    What we offer
    • Free world without plugins
    • Server with 70 mods (70% building mods)
    • Mods like Create and MineColonies
    • Pleasant time spent together
    • Responsive server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build as you please
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
    Is there any way to communicate with other players? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 New Chunks Explored: 839172
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Farms Harvested: 690
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

    Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ores Mined: 9003
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9137 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Potions Brewed: 186
    Enchantments Applied: 256 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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