PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9050 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Animals Bred: 46
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3204 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Farms Harvested: 326

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

    Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!
    Minecraft Server Info

    Minecraft Server Info

    Server Overview:

    Server Type: Vanilla SMP
    Whitelist: Yes
    Community: Established since 2013
    Features: No plugins or mods

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
    Is there an age requirement to join? We are looking for players 18+.
    How can I apply to join? Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Animals Bred: 120 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

    And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelWifePicsNoPls

    PixelWifePicsNoPls
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Animals Bred: 79
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

    SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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