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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5952	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	904	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	76	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6679	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2