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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3257

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3027
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6038
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	7862
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23