Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Runes Activated: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8595
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1734 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4551 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mines Excavated: 4385
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1724
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • World of Minecraft

    World of Minecraft

    PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trekcraft Earth

    Trekcraft Earth

    A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magic Items Found: 1626
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 213266 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network Overview

    Server Version Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

    Server IPs (No Whitelist)

    Discord: Join Our Community

    Latest Updates

    • 1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
    • We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

    TrueOG SMP

    • Where It All Began
    • Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
    • Authentic OG Experience
    • Robust diamond-based economy
    • Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
    • Expanding worlds rich with history
    • Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
    • No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

    Duels

    • Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
    • 12 arenas and kits to choose from.
    • Spectate duels live around spawn.
    • Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

    Community

    • Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
    • In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
    • Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

    Worlds

    • Overworld: (0 – 96k)

    1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

    1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

    1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

    • Nether: 0 – 12k

    • End: 0 – 30 Million

    Upcoming Minigames

    The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

    Get Involved

    • 100% Open Source.
    • All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
    • Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
    • We offer guidance on plugin development.
    • We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

    Connect With Us

    Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

    Store: store.trueog.net

    Mastodon: @[email protected]

    Facebook: TrueOG Network

    Source Code: GitHub Repository

    Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • White Women Attract SMP

    White Women Attract SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AirRifleFailCraft

    AirRifleFailCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

    SMPComfortFoodMinecraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 806491 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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