Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 New Chunks Explored: 64329
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Potions Brewed: 139
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Animals Bred: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ores Mined: 7473 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 691
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • World of Minecraft

    World of Minecraft

    PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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