so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 8378 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

    HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

    Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

    So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BombCraft: Russian Airshow

    BombCraft: Russian Airshow
    come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Emeralds Found: 9381
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mastermind Minecraft Server

    Mastermind Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

    Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 490
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5823 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SMP18AdviceMinecraft

    SMP18AdviceMinecraft
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Boobies Bonanza

    Blocky Boobies Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

    But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 74 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Players Killed by Monsters: 3752
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Potions Brewed: 189 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mines Excavated: 3393
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Potions Brewed: 151 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Emeralds Found: 4931 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 2055
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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