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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

    Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

    Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

    BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!
    Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Zombie Dances: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4034 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 448
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ores Mined: 6392
    Dimension Hops: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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