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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Farms Harvested: 923
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3455 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

    GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 New Chunks Explored: 968468

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

    Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

    CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Animals Bred: 158 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 107 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

    Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!
    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

    On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

    So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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