Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best moves and win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft community in the universe? Thank you EU for choosing us as your new favorite server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

    Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

    So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

    KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

    Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

    Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

    Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1231 Farms Harvested: 196
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

    Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

    So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

    MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

    Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magic Items Found: 2107
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Villages Defended: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

    4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

    Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Towns Built: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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