Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	700899
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Love Letters Sent:	15

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5623
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8902	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3514
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2709	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Players:	110/100	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1