Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6755	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6523	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4303
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	589
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3159
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1960	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Crops Grown:	1697
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.