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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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