Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Depressed, Despair, emotional distress, first world citizen, first world life, first world problems, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, Privilege, Sadness, seeking help, self-care, Server, suicidal, Therapy

Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	999
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	223

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ores Mined:	9279
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	640	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.