Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5302	Players Killed by Monsters:	1561
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	3477
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5556	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	261	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1196

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.