Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Towns Built: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 145
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 773786
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 969 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
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    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2407 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 103 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Dimension Hops: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6649 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8597 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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