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> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3411 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 2707 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 202 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ores Mined: 3701
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Villages Defended: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

    > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

    Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

    Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DetentionDramaCraft

    DetentionDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

    And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

    So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8502 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BodyLove Minecraft SMP

    BodyLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GymCraftHate

    GymCraftHate
    Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

    Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

    So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 8472
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 267292

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyKremlinBan

    CraftyKremlinBan
    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

    Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote
    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

    also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

    oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Ambient Energy Harvesters

    Ambient Energy Harvesters
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 285 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AlphaPlex

    AlphaPlex

    come check out our pixelmon server we have custom pokemon | ranks | custom crates | daily rewards | giveaways | betting | Auctions | friendly staff and community | auction house | clans | land claims | cosmetics | and more to come. so come on in and check us out we would love to gain new member in hope to grow our community

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9065 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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