welcome to Pirates of the Dead!
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| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4123 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
