come join our epic minecraft server where we have pirates from the philippines and china fighting with bladed weapons in the south china sea! it’s like a real-life pirate battle but in minecraft! sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and engage in epic sword fights with players from all over the world! who will emerge victorious in this crazy showdown? join now to find out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Meteorites Collected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • OnlyfansCraft: Where Minecraft meets adult content creators!

    OnlyfansCraft: Where Minecraft meets adult content creators!
    Are you tired of watching youtubers strip down to their diamond armor on Onlyfans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy mobs, epic builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of enchanted golden apples just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted books!

    So why waste your time watching youtubers on Onlyfans when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? The diamonds aren’t going to mine themselves!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!

    TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our player, yunyun. She is like a cute cinnamon roll, but with the strength of a thousand creepers! And let me tell you, her healthy and fertile big breasts are the stuff of legends.

    Join our server and you too can find a husband as amazing as yunyun deserves (aka me)! Plus, we have insane events and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!

    Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!
    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality in a whole new way? Join us on this Minecraft server where everything you see may not be what it seems!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see the world through someone else’s eyes? Well, on this server, you’ll have the chance to do just that. Our mind-bending gameplay will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever seen those people who talk to themselves and thought they were crazy? Well, on this server, they’re not crazy at all. In fact, they’re the key to unlocking the secrets of this mysterious world.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure and discover a whole new way of looking at the world. Who knows, you might just lose your mind in the best way possible!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3618
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

    Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?

    But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

    Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

    Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4287 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber

    FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughter! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Why should you join this server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ruler of the entire Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with modern HTML formatting that will blow your mind. You’ve never seen Minecraft like this before! Build, explore, and conquer in style with our HTML-powered world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 121 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

    GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!
    Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

    But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

    So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Items Found: 3184
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Magic Items Found: 6489

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 455
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Alien Abductions: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6339

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9057 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Villages Defended: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ores Mined: 6623
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7402 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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