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PSA: If you encounter anyone using strange words like “tranny,” “paypiggy,” or “shill,” just remember – it’s probably just the resident schizo. Report those posts, hide the posters, and ignore their replies. We’re here to have fun, not deal with drama.
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We’re a whitelisted, Pixelmon roleplaying server based in the world of Pokemon that has been running since 2013! We use Pixelmon and various other mods to create a unique and pure RP experience. We focus on characters, storytelling, worldbuilding and all that fun stuff you expect out of a text RP server.
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<> RP focused! You don’t even need to battle!
<> DECORATION MODs! Littletiles + Chisel&Bits + Decocraft + Crayfish! Harvestcraft! More!!
<> NO DONATION SHOP! NO PAY TO WIN!
<> 9 Towns to Live in & Homes to fully decorate!
<> 8 Gyms to conquer, who have level 100 teams
<> E4 / BATTLETOWER / DOJO!
<> Max IVs for free, to balance the playing field
<> Lore that has been built upon for years
<> Custom: Map / Plugins / Mod / Texture Pack / Pokemon Textures
<> Systems that let you RP WHO you want to be! Make money doing anything you want!
<> Unique Meta! Legendries banned – mythicals balanced and earned through RP!
<> Custom Regional Forms! ! !
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power pvp is a random kits pvp server but with origin powers
power pvp is a random kits pvp server but with origin powers
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