PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mines Excavated:	1930
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	New Chunks Explored:	13355
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9835	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	3853
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8536	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	4003	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!