Welcome to Pirate Network – the ultimate Lifesteal SMP adventure!

Set sail on a wild journey where you can steal hearts from your enemies and grow stronger with each victory. This isn’t just any Lifesteal SMP server – Pirate Network is packed with features you’ll only find here.

Why join Pirate Network?

    Unique Lifesteal Mechanics: Every battle matters. Steal hearts and become the most powerful pirate on the server!Custom Lands: Explore and conquer custom-made lands filled with treasures and secrets.Player-Made Shops: Trade your hard-earned loot with other pirates and build your empire.Special Events: Participate in regular events and win exclusive rewards.Friendly Community: Join a crew of friendly pirates and make new friends.

Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit, Pirate Network offers endless adventures and unforgettable experiences. Grab your sword, gather your crew, and join the Pirate Network today – where every heart counts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Chimeras Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Potions Brewed: 86 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5485 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Towns Built: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Magic Items Found: 6024
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Zombie Dances: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Emeralds Found: 465

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Towns Built: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Magic Items Found: 3467 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mines Excavated: 4869

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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